Midnight Conference

In the middle of the night…
A drunken man walks on the street, staggering and singing.

A police officer sees him and stops him. While searching him for his documents, the officer asks the drunken man where he is going at that hour.

The drunken replies, “I am going to a conference on the harmful effects of alcohol over health and the high risk drunken people expose themselves to by becoming losers.”

“Are you crazy? Who would ever hold a conference in the middle of the night?” the police officer asks.

“My wife and for sure my mother in law…”